Thursday, March 11, 2010

Life Vs. Death




I could cheat all my way to success.

But when it comes to cheating, even FAILURE C
HEATS SUCCESS.

Try not to cry - Teardrops are prone to gravity,They either blister the ground, or loneliness wipes them.

Dare to come out? Trauma walks on street corners smoking a whiff

And human skin is for sale, come hide your BLEMISHED EGO!

Think thrice as hard because Youth's ideas face foeticide before birth!

Think bulletproof thoughts, as Intelligence is SHOT DEAD by bullets of faulty theories!

And think luminously, very often snow crawls over
fire of insight!

Bury your weapons, here peace fights against wars...
Hard to digest...hunger conspires against food!
Earth is round, still destiny lingers on empy railway
tracks.
Speak your mind- as silence now has double standards -
  • It either hides - fears away from cries

  • It gives sermons while addressing gods
Still, invest carefully, stocks market of innocence is crashing down...
And families scare me, when turbulent blood forms clot in blood relations.
Eyes look forward to an illusive + elusive future. Sadly the eyes are myopic.
Roam around, and you see that animals are well reformed.
Why? Because democracy plays mainly with the 'dogs'!

Can you live where :
  • Intense labour mates with dead dreams?

  • Thunderbolts and storms of LETHARGY plagues the battlefields?

  • (I wonder if policemen snatch children's lollipops?)

  • Defeat smiles over trophies! Victory never dances here. Heh, it forgets the steps!

Are you religious? Religions HAUNT FESTIVALS now!

Just in one line...Can you live in a place where:

  • Death doesn't encounter life...but life itself collapses with death?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Untitled Convo- PG




A : Hey, i need your serious help!
B : Serious help? How many kinds of helps are there anyway?
A : Look – I’m desperate. Don’t just waste time!
B : I wasted all of it. I don’t have anything to waste now.
A : Please!
B : Oh, ok! So bring your problem up! So i could help you…seriously!
A : I’ve lost my brain somewhere! I can’t find it!
B : I lost mine in previous birth itself…how is it a problem to you? *Gapes*
A : Losing brain is not a big deal. But i had some thinking work to do! How will i do it without my sweet brain?
B : Thinking work? Are you appointed by USA’s President or what?
A : You’re silly – they don’t appoint people who think!
B : Oh- sorry! Then what thinking work?
A : (Wondering) I can’t remember! I told you i lost my brain! How do youe expect me to recall what ‘thinking work’…?
B : (Interrupts) Wai- wai- wait a sec! How THE HELL then do you remember that you lost your brain?
A : Duh! I didn’t have to remember it! It just feels empty in my head- and quite light! Which made me reach to this conclusion…
B : (Gapes) But that is a reasoning work! It can only be done by a BRAIN! Conclusions…you know?
A : (Speechless)
B : What now?
A : I was wondering if i approached a wrong person- who wants to convince me that I haven’t lost me brain instead of giving me a solution! (Angry)
B : But that is what the biggest consumer care companies and trained professionals for solving probs do! They just convince you that there is no problem at all!
A : (Speechless) – (Starts to move)
B : Hey, i just wanted to say that it is all in your view! If you just believe that you haven’t lost your mind…You know, the power of faith…is intense!
A : (Starts to run by now)
B : Hello! Wait…I just wanted to tell that it is all in your mind set up that you can-
A : (Stops abruptly) I DON’T have a mind in the first place! How WILL i convince my mind that i haven’t lost it?
B : (Confused) Huh?
A : Do you still want to help me?
B : I do! …(Thinks- [yes, without a brain])**Despite the fact that i myself don’t know where MY brain is! We’re true romancers- you know!** ( Stops thinking)
A : What ARE you thinking then?
B : Gotcha! I can’t think (Grins) Told you, i lost my mind ages ago…in dinosaur period. I wasn’t thinking anything!
A : (Stand and waits)
B : OK- Let’s start! The ultimate quest for search of mind! ( And people search for their souls, purposes what not!)
A : Yeah, we’d better!
B : So…first tell me! How did you lose your mind?
Break -> Now you would think that how can a person remember this when he doesn’t have any brain to recall, And if he knew how he had lost his mind, where would the problem be? But- our romancers are different!
A : I was asleep. Somehow the fan’s blade got cut- and one blade fell directly on my skull.
B : Oh gross! What next?
A : There was a sharp cut! And my mind was freed from the clasps of my thick skull. It undertook the advantage and ran away!
B : How disloyal of your mind! Your mind wasn’t faithful to you from the start…No need to have it back – Such a betrayer mind!
A : Hey, again you’ve…
B : Ok Sorry! So let’s ‘think’ where it cou;d’ve gone…
A : Yeah…( And just ‘yeah’)…(And you know why!)
B : Where were you sleeping?
A : On bed.
B : Come on dumbass! I mean, where IS exactly your bed?
A : On the floor. Next to my wife’s bed which is 2 m higher than mine.
B : (Slaps forehead)
A : What? (Puzzled look)
B : (Tries to hide the anger) Oh nothing! I was just wondering if your wife could have been the eye witness to this serious case of running ( Actually i was wondering why your wife didn’t kill youpermanently when she saw you half dead wth crushed skull!)
A : She was busy, she couldn’t have seen.
B : Busy? (Pause) Oh yeah…busy sleeping. I forgot that eyes are closed while sleeping…she couldn’t have seen.
A : Noo…she was busy with my boss.
B : Whaaht? (Shocked, maybe with the double intensity than what the pronunciation brings)
A : But that is not your problem. You don’t have to interfere in my personal affairs.
B : You’re weird.
A : What?
B : …What does your mind look like?
A : Oh yeah, it is very striking. Looks awesome…sexy.
B : Can you tell in details? I don’t need adjectives!
A : Oh, i told you, it is beautiful. Has a sexy ass of its own! You’d like to -
B : Hold on! ( Abruptly) I’m not that type! I’m not gay…(Wipes sweat off his forehead)
A : Oh. Sorry. Didn’t know..
B : Anyways, if your mind was female – I would have…(wicked smile)
A : (Smiles) I know…(lost in amazement)
B : Umm, so getting back to our quest…what else did it have other than a sexy ass?
A : Well, if it had ass, you can imagine a big ass brief to cover it!
B : You know what you just did?
A : What now?
B : You ruined my fantasy! Yuckies..(Spits)
A : Oh come on. My mind won’t run around naked! Otherwise i wouldn’t have to make serious efforts to find it.
B : Why so?
A : The Police would have charged it for running around naked- vulgarity and all. It would be on the news…all that stuff. I would’ve recovered it.
B : (Sighs) I am so sick now. Thank god i don’t have a mind.
A : Ahh, come on. You don’t mean that duude!
B : Did your mind wear some sort of identity card?
A : No. Hell no! Why would i ever think about making it wear dumb id-cards? I wasn’t aware it would run away like this!
B : Oh sorry. Then..then i must say we should sue the Lost and Found department.
A : No. Lost and Found Dept.? They themselves have their minds in their asses which they keep busy for sticking on seats in meetings.
B : Lets check on google! These days you can find everything on Internet.
A : Oh yeah, let’s type-
B : Let me do it. Hmm…I typed ” A’s mind ”
A : Hey it says – Did you mean bunch of dried hay?
B : Oh man.
A : Hey! Hay is irrelevent!
B : No way. Just click on it.
A : Did you find something?
B : It says your mind (hay) is lurking in your knees!
A : What?
B : (Kicks A’s knee)
A : Ouch! Don’t do that!
B : Yeah-there it is! Your mind!
A : But how- (Completely amazed)
B : Ooh! It really has a sexy ass of its own!
A : Hey- I still don’t understand!
B : Maybe your mind was a ‘dumb’ (however sexy) ass and didn’t have a brain of its own…so it probably didn’t know where to run…so just slipped in your knees.
A : Thats completely weird! Senseless!
B : You’re telling me? The one who lost mind?
A : Yeah!
B : So what is it is senseless? You have you mind now. Enjoy.
A : (Catches brain and installs in skull)
B : how does it feel now? Content?
A : Yeah, quite full!
B : Heh…now you can do your ‘thinking’ work!
A : Now, why don’t you find your brain as well? You’re so effiecient.
B : Come on. Just do your ‘thinking work’ . I want a demo of working of brain. ( I will surely find mine. Maybe not so attracted by thinking capability- but mind******* atleast!)
A : Oh, who cares about thinking? I won’t do it. I have my mind now….I can do it anytime I want. To hell with the thinking work!
B : ( Gapes wide)
….(Sees A’s figure disappearing along the road)
End -> Yes, it finally ended. How are you? Bored? Well, just think…and conclude…and well…ok, end it.
Morals of the conversation:
1st -> A mindless person can help other mindless person. The former one just believes that he is good without mind. And it is all in the belief.
2nd-> Is there really a problem? We just think there is..well, even if there is, don’t get desperate! Just take some action, like hitting Google.
3rd-> Lost and Found Dept. have their minds in their asses. In turn, each mind has an ass of its own- thats why it does stupid things at times…so for a total you have 2 asses.
4th-> Don’t believe the above three morals. Won’t work in real life…